archejoiyo:

scrafty:

Especially the “Save up powerful item” one

I’m actually every single one of these.

Pffffft! They all apply! xD

Yeah girls, why is this true? Seriously?

mandylasers:

panda-bro:

Tea Time!

OH MY GOD.

This needs to be on my blog.

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg 

worldsleastconfirmedbachelor:

egelska:

obsidiantea:

PREACH

thank you oh my god yes yes YES MY RELIGION YOU GUYS SEE?? WE’RE OKAY SOMETIMES I SWEAR

holy shit and it’s a man saying it

well damn

I’m in shock

OWNED!

jetbunny:

mechinism:

BEST FRIENDS 5EVER

stark and banner bro-ing out was probably the best decision they made with the new avengers movie

5-EVER, BETTER THAN 4-EVER.!

meowgon:

scienceandrollerskates:

Today, I made some calming manatees, but most of them are the wrong size to go on the site.

Oh well. Would you like them?

oh it’s me…

i am a comforting sea cow

I feel much better now :3

not-homophobic-but:

[Image description: a Twitter update from a user whose name is illegible.  The update reads, “people that are homophobic need just as much support as people that are gay, they get (maybe not discriminated) but misunderstood too.”

End description.]

No, you’re understood perfectly, you’re just no longer Socially Acceptable and you can’t handle that. I don’t care if you don’t like me but limiting my Legal Rights is just unacceptable. Period.

That looks a lot like … Dean.

Dean, Oh god what have they done to you Jenson! D:

sherlockandjohnwatson:

“oh, you don’t want kids? hahaha, you think that now, but you’ll change your mind when you get older, you’ll eventually want kids when——”

Actually no, they won’t. It’s not a ‘phase’ nor is it ‘just their current attitude’. I’m in my Mid Twenties and I still loath children and do not wish to have any, but obviously I’ll change my mind when I’m thirty and SUDDENLY want a woman instead of a man while I’m at it, right?

Bull shit. Go back to Kindergarten.